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"This song is dedicated to our parents, and is in the form of a plea for more adequate supervision."
"Haven't we got kids...?"
'No, she wasn't a latchkey child. She was a housebreaker.'
'Me? I'm waiting for my parents to leave so I can watch something I'm supposed to watch with parental supervision.'
"I demand to be moved away from this screaming kid!"
Daughter makes out with boyfriend as dad falls asleep.
'Now that I'm old enough to watch these TV shows without parental supervision, they don't interest me.'
Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.
'Billy, I really don't think it's possible to do your homework and watch TV at the same time.'
'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'
Bad Parent Computers.