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'My god, he's insane.'
'I need a 'parent of three teens'-size glass.'
'I love the peace & quiet you get at camp.'
'You know at some point we have to stop swaddling him, right?'
'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'
'Oh, it's great. They're always finishing each other's sentences,they wear all the same clothes... course one of them's an idiot.'
"Don't make me come down there."
Tags:prosecutor, prosecutors, witness, witnesses, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense, judge, judges, parent, parents, parenting, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, taunt, taunts, taunting, attorney, attorneys, backseat, road trip, road trips, car trip, car trips, long drive, long drives, restless, restlessness
"I don't really know how to tell you this, sweetheart, so I'm just going to come right out and say it: Your goldfish ran away."
"Act your birth order!"
Tags:child, children, baby, babies, kid, kids, sibling, siblings, older sibling, older siblings, younger sibling, younger sibling, older child, older children, younger child, younger children, age, act your age, immature, birth order, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, raising a child, raising children, grow up, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, motherhood, scold, scolding, tell off, telling off
Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?
Tags:napoleon complex, short, short man, short man syndrome, father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, kid, kids, children, height, heights, tall, taller, tallness, self conscious, bitter, sight gag, visual gag, someday, compensate, compensating, compensation, compensates, compensated, expectation, expected, expectations, parenting, parental, parenthood, impossible standards, high standards, impossible, impossible goal, impossible goals, unattainable, unreasonable, unreasonable expectation
"They grow up so fast."
Tags:offices, officer worker, office workers, family, kid, kids, child, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, childhood, grow up, growing up, family photo, family photos, family photograph, family photographs, framed photo, framed photos, framed photograph, framed photographs, memory, memories, office desk, office desk, scale, size up, sizing up, the grow up so fast
"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, player, players, athlete, athletes, team, teams, league, leagues, sports league, sports leagues, little, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, proud parent, proud parents, camera, cameras, video camera, video camera, home video, home videos, home movie, home movies, filming, taping, video taping, fight, fights, fighting, brawl, brawls, brawling, first, cheering, bench, benches, bleacher, bleachers, stand, stands
"Where do you get off saying my kid is grade level?"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, parent-teacher interview, parent-teacher interviews, meeting, meetings, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, unsatisfied, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction, upset, angry, grade level, grade levels, marking, grading, mark, marks, grade, grades, primary, elementary, kindergarten, modern education, preschool, nursery school, childcare, daycare, modern life
"My parents are at the age where they're very involved with their own activities."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, nanny, nannies, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, childminder, childminders, childcare, daycare, development, childhood, stages of development, age, ages, activity, activities, date night, date nights, individual, independent, independence
"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."
"Yeah, the sixteenth. Right. Great. And, Dad? Do you think you could cut your hair?"
"Your father cut quite a figure jumping the fence into our yard that moonlit night. I never saw him again."
Tags:jump the fence, jumped the fence, deadbeat, deadbeats, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dads, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, fathering, son, sons, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, daughter, daughters, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, mothering, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals
"You know you've got it right when your parents can't look at you without wincing!"
Tags:adolescent, teens, teen, teenager, rebellion, rebel, rebellious, youth rebellion, trends, trendy, fashion trend, fashion trends, fashion, parents, parent, parenting, child, children, youth, youths, fashionable, high school, high schoolers, middle school, middle schoolers, youth culture, youth cultures, adolescence, adolescence angst, teenage rebellion
"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."
"Feel free to take notes."
What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?
Tags:family, families, modern family, modern families, son, sons, father, dad, daddy, father-son relationship, father son relationships, mobile phone, mobile phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphone addiction, phone addiction, screen addiction, screen, screens, modern parenting, parenting, parent, parents, changing times, changes, change, generation gap, modern families, digital childhood, nostalgia, human interaction, nostalgic, millennial, millennials, generation x, gen x
"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country."
Tags:lab rat, lab rats, laboratory, laboratories, lab, labs, rat, rats, mouse, mouses, mice, scientist, scientists, maze, mazes, drug trial, drug trials, animal experiment, animal experiments, animal experimentation, ambitious, pushy, college fund, college funds, parent, parents, support, supportive, parental support, sacrifice, sacrifices, work life, home life, animal testing, work, profession, professions, parenting, parenthood
"So what if he paid a classmate to do his homework – it was his own allowance."
Tags:parent, parents, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, parenting, parenthood, pushy parent, pushy parents, that parent, those parents, child, children, school child, school children, privilege, privileged, wealth, wealthy, cheat, homework, allowance, pocket money, teacher, teachers, teaching, dealing with parents, classmate, classmates
"Does this make us bad parents?"
Tags:parent, parenting, parents, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, parenting fails, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers, bad dad, bad dads, bad mom, bad moms, bad mum, bad mums, bury the body, burying a body, hide the body, hiding the body, shallow grave, shallow graves, dead, died, death, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humour, killed, kill, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, manslaughter