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Shaker Timeouts

"Operation Controlled Crying, Day 730."

"We're raising the children as forks."

"When I think of the things I used to do for stickers, I feel like such an idiot."

Amazing new parenting methods...No. 94, preventing obesity.

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

"At first I thought it was cool that my mom kept wanting me to test her phone to see if it was waterproof. Now I know it was just a way to get me to take showers."

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"It's hard to control the ones that are used to free-range parenting."

"Your bible says disobedient children should be stoned to death. Won't you agree that capital punishment is an improper parenting technique?"

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."