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"I got rid of all the excess in my life."
Tags:stick figure, stick figures, excess, excesses, modern life, modern attitudes, modern times, millennial, millennials, declutter, decluttering, downsize, downsizing, clutter cure, psychology, park, parks, park bench, park benches, organise, organisation, organised, organize, organization, organized
'Great heavens! You're right, it is her! ... Y'know I remember her when she used to be in focus.'
"Damn it, Wilbur, that's our bench!"
Tags:bench, benches, park bench, park benches, territory, territories, territorial, old man, old person, old people, small town, small towns, tourist, tourists, tourism, complain, complains, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, unwelcome, visitor, visitors, visiting, thoughtless, sit, sits, sitting, relax, relaxes, relaxing, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, grumpy, grump, grumps
Street: The Magazine for Homeless People
Tags:magazine, magazines, special interest, special interests, niche, niches, interest, interests, homeless, homelessness, homeless person, homeless people, poverty, living in poverty, news, news magazine, news magazines, life on the streets, living on the streets, park bench, park benches, class divide, class division, class divisions
"Want to score some flu shots.?"
Tags:flu shot, flu shots, vaccinate, vaccinates, vaccinating, vaccination, vaccinations, flu, influenza, park bench, park benches, drug, drugs, drug use, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, thrill, thrills, thrillseeker, thrillseekers, thrillseeking, thrill seeker, thrill seekers, thrill seeking, jab, jabs, flu jab, flu jabs, elderly, grow old, growing old, health, health problem, health problems, adventurous, dangerous, live dangerously, living dangerously, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions
"What's gray and dumpy and sits on a park bench?"
Tags:ageism, ageist, ageists, pigeon, pigeons, city, cities, city park, city parks, urban, urban life, city life, central park, vermin, telling a joke, telling jokes, feed the bird, feeding the birds, feed the pigeons, feeding the pigeons, insult, insulting, insulted, insults, park bench, park benches, affront, affronts, affronted, affronting, rude, rudeness
'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'
"Shall I contrast thee to a summer's day?"
Tags:couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, park bench, park benches, shakespeare, shakespeares sonnets, shakespeare's sonnets, sonnet, sonnets, poetry, shall i compare thee to a summers day, shall i compare thee to a summer's day, summer, summers, summer time, summer time, compare, comparison, comparisons, contrast, contrasting, contrasts, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, sonnet 18, poem, poems, poet, poets
"Are you through with your 'Times'?"
Life's a bench.
Women harass men hwo are leaving a coffee shop.
Tags:coffee shop, coffee shops, harass, harasses, harassment, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, wolf whistle, wolf whistles, wolf whistling, innocent, innocence, innocent look, innocent looks, drink, drinks, drinking, bell, bells, chirp, chirps, chirping, old woman, old women, park bench, park benches, bench, benches
'I grew up in the drug culture but now I get the same effect by standing up too fast.'
"Just wanted to stop by and thank you for everything you did for me when I was down. If there's ever anything you need, here's my number."
A Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.
Tags:arrow, arrows, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, eros, cupid, cupids, park bench, park benches, love life, love-life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, bird of prey, eagle, eagles, birds of prey, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, prey, preys, predator, predators
'Listen, lady, we don't want JUST handfuls. Give us the whole bag.'
"Seriously, who is it?"
It's Not What it Looks Like, Margaret
"Time for me to take off, but I'll be here tomorrow as usual."
Tags:talk, talks, talking, talker, talkers, chat, chats, chatting, conversation, conversations, conversationalist, conversationalists, park bench, park benches, stranger, strangers, gab, gabs, gabbing, outgoing, friendly, overly friendly, overfriendly, bore, bores, boring, bored, bored to death, tedious, tedium
"I'm hoping to move up the property ladder and get a three-seat bench."
Tags:squirrel, squirrels, cupid, cupid's arrow, cupids arrow, love, loves, valentine, valentine's day, valentines day, valentines, cherub, cherubim, attack, attacks, attacking, bite, bites, biting, startle, startles, startling, romance, romantic, park bench, park benches, prank, pranks, pranking, prankster, pranksters, angel, angels
"I used to be miserable. I was happy then."
Tags:reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing, reminisced, reminiscent, memory lane, happy memory, happy memories, memory, memories, reflection, reflection, park bench, park benches, park, parks, feeding the birds, feeding the pigeons, happiness, tramp, tramps, miserable, retirement, retirements, oap, oaps, old age, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, retirements, retirement, retired, retiring
'You're just throwing it on the ground? -- It wouldn't kill you to bring along some paper plates.'
Clown throwing pies at birds in the park.
"We want you to come out of semi-retirement."
Tags:retirement, retire, retires, retiring, semi-retired, semi-retirement, entice, entices, coerce, coerces, coercing, coercion, pigeon, pigeons, feed the pigeons, feeds the pigeons, feeding the pigeons, park, parks, park bench, park benches, come out of retirement, coming out of retirement, part-time, working part time, part time job, part time jobs, skive, skives, skiving