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'I miss the good ol' days when a bear could actually 'you know what' in the woods!'
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A bear wearing a park ranger hat leans against a tree and smokes.
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"I have reason to believe you've been party hunting."
"Careful!—she'll become enraged if she senses the slightest threat to her clients."
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Sequoia National Park - Caution! Beware!
Tags:beware, caution, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, animal, animals, wild animals, dangerous, risky, insect, insects, bear, bears, snake, snakes, mountain lion, mountain lions, tick, ticks, ranger, rangers, park ranger, park rangers, selfie, selfies, clique, cliques, sequoia, sequoias, california, national park, national parks, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., landmark, landmarks
'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'
"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."
Tags:big cat, big cats, big-cat, big-cats, lion, lions, tiger, tigers, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, ball of yarn, ball of wool, safari, safaris, ranger, rangers, park ranger, park rangers, hunting, hunter, hunters, blood sport, blood sports, leopard, leopards, jaguar, jaguars
'Looks like Ogg just discovered fire.'
'You wouldn't shoot a fellow NRA member, would you?'
"I don't know anything about forest fires. I ate a ranger."
Tags:smokey bear, forest fire, forest fires, prevent, prevents, prevention, fire, fires, wildfire, wildfires, ranger, rangers, bear, bears, wildlife, wild animal, wild animals, ranger, rangers, forest ranger, forest rangers, national park, national parks, national forest, national forests, park ranger, park rangers, safety, fire safety
'Dad, I told you already, don't scare Park Rangers: They're our friends here to protect us!'
Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.
'See what happens when you feed the bears.'
'they must have the same plumber we do.'
'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'
State Park opening times.
Tags:state park, state parks, park, parks, deer, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, bear, bears, raccoon, raccoons, ranger, rangers, park ranger, park rangers, opening time, opening times, open, opens, opening, openings, leave, leaves, leaving, left, warden, wardens, direct, directs, directedthe flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Yep, you're right, it's one of the rangers accepting money from a poacher. That's not a good sign, we'd better split!"
Tags:rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, rhino, rhinos, national park, national parks, park ranger, park rangers, ranger, rangers, poacher, poachers, endangered species, endangered, critically endangered, critically endangered species, bribe, bribes, bribery, bribing, corrupt, corrupts, corruption, protected species
'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'
'Yes, they have guns, but we're safe: They're not poachers, they're park rangers...'
DO NOT FEED BEARS: 'Is it okay if I just feed the bears grubs?'
'Well, what do you see out there, Ed?'
'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'
'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'