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Death in pursuit of man running to parking meter.
"You don't see many tickets to the opera just handed out like that."
"As you won't be needing it any more, can I have your disability parking permit?"
Take a chance - Residents permits.
'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'
'Do I have a 'real handicap?!'. . . you try lugging around this belly, Lady!'
Zoning in Force
"I don't prey on the old, sick, or lame, I prey on the healthy who park in the handicapped spots."
"I just need a disability so I can get a parking permit."