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"You'll have to find a way to break through this voter apathy. I can't be bothered."
"You've finally got the warts right but still haven't captured that cheeky twinkle in my eye..."
"Never mind, darling, at least you can stop telling lies now."
"The doctor says it's post election stress disorder..."
"Oh well, back to DJ'ing in Faliraki for me."
"I'm thinking of voting for Joey Essex..."
"I'm all for voter apathy - our manifesto won't get scrutinised too closely for starters..."
"Of course as a member of parliament you can write off pyjamas as working clothes."
Politician without a brain