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How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.
'I read my newspaper online.'
'Fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs and cooked beans! He gets a better dinner than I do!'
'I asked for more than a cracker and look where it got me!'
'No, I didn't say I WANT a cracker. I said I'm GOING crackers from sitting on this perch day after day, month after month, year after year!'
"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."
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"I'm really not sure what Master actually wants, but if we repeat the weird sounds he's making, we'll get crackers..."
'Poor guy, he should've said something over and over, and over.'
'You want me to repeat everything you say? Don't you think that would be a bit redundant?'
'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'
'Polly had a cracker.'
'Stop reading aloud.'
'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'
'Sorry Lucy, but what she said was so vile that even I can't repeat it...'
'I think he wants a larger cage.'
'Rodney, you're not feeling well?'
'That's the last time you get to pick the lottery numbers!'
'Amazing, he speaks better english than Roy.'
I can't repeat what the man of the house said!...Awk...
'Check it out - I used to be filled with rage and controlled by anger, but now - well, now I have a parrot.'
'It's for you!'
'You're just molting! It scared me too - the first time my feathers fell out!'
Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'
'WHOOOO!' 'Me, stupid! I wanna cracker!'