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"It's all string theory to me."
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'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'
Large Hadron Dating Service
Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.
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'I was only saying to the wife last night professor, this Higgs Boson particle business - what do you make of it?'
"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"
'Gentlemen, I propose we send the neutrinos on a speed awareness course.'
"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."
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Before the linear accelerator.
"Hey everybody - we've discovered the Higgs boson! It was hidden under this big pile of equations all this time."
'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'
'Quarks, neturinos, mesons. All those damn particles you can't see. That's what drove me to drink. But now i can see them!'
Strange Matter pop out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physics.
"I know a little bit about string theory. I know it's a lot of fun to play with."
'He may have a PhD in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.'
'How can you not know if your cat is dead or alive, Mr Schrodinger?'
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"I hate being around electrons. They're so negative."
"Now, Chalmers, imagine you're a particle whizzing round the Hadron Collider..."
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He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.
Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass
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Fluffy explains her string theory.
"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."
"It appears you've found a new particle."
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'Not too serious just a couple of particles collided.'