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"Always the last place you look!"
At the Home for Old Atoms...
Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:
'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'
'I was only saying to the wife last night professor, this Higgs Boson particle business - what do you make of it?'
Schrodinger's cat flap
'ONe hundred million neutrinos are passing through our bodies every second, and we're worried about the price of coffee.'
Before the linear accelerator.
"We've agreed to count it as both a wave and a particle for tax purposes."
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"About your cat, Mr. Schrödinger - I have good news and bad news."
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"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"
'Quarks, neturinos, mesons. All those damn particles you can't see. That's what drove me to drink. But now i can see them!'
'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'
FAQs about the Hadron Collider
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Strange Matter pop out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physics.
When protons collide...
'How can you not know if your cat is dead or alive, Mr Schrodinger?'
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Introduction to Metaphysics.
'Oh, thunderation! Now everyone will want one and every little, rinky dink nation on earth will claim the inalienable right to own one. And the Chinese will pirate it and flood the market . . .'
"Nano a Nano"
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Scientist feels down back of sofa, saying: 'I think I've found the Higgs boson!'
Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.
Moses carries the Ten Constants.
"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"
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