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"Year 40 in the desert...Moses loses it."
'Son. . . how many times have I told you to wait at least a half hour after a meal before you go parting waters?'
'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'
"Can't you take a penalty stroke like everybody else."
'Its easy really, just pull this lever and open the old Persian invented syphon trick!'
'Moses in the Gents.'
'Sorry, Moses... I forget you don't like your meat touching your potatoes.'
Moses clears debris from floor of Red Sea
Holy water cooler moments
'Oh, ick! -- I just stepped on a fish!'
Moses at the D.M.V.
"I can't help it. It's all this water. I really gotta go!!!"
"Now, there's something you don't see every day."
As a child, Young Moses could be a real jerk.
"So you once parted the Red Sea, what have you done lately?"