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'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'
'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'
'You know, hors d'oeuvres are completely lost on your side of the family.'
'When you work from home, the office parties are rubbish.'
Today's Political Party Symbols: Republicans, Democrats and Hippocrit.
"I'm not anti-social; I'm just at a point in my life where I find all your friends really, really annoying."
Tags:married, married life, marriage, dinner party, dinner parties, parties, party, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out to dinner, eating out, out to eat, fine dining, restaurants, restaurant, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, introvert, introverted, cut the crap
Tags:munchie, munchies, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, party food, nibble, nibbles, budget, on a budget, budget option, budget options, saving money, starter, starters, eating out, dining out, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, high cuisine, cheat, cheats, junk food, cheap food, snack, snacks, snacking, cheap, inexpensive
"We met when I yelled at him for running clockwise around the Reservoir."
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, how we met, meeting, meetings, chance meeting, chance meetings, romantic meeting, romantic meetings, unromantic meeting, unromantic meetings, party, parties, house party, house parties, yell, yelled, running, run, runs, running clockwise, run clockwise, run anti-clockwise, one-way system, one way
"Her fried squash blooms were leathery."
Tags:food, dinner party, dinner parties, party, parties, guest, guests, comment, comments, critical, criticising, criticizing, criticism, critique, critiques, putting down, squash, squash blooms, squash bloom, cuisine, cooking, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, homecooking, home cooking, home chef, home chefs, homemade, cooking at home, complain, complaint, complaints, complaining, rude, ungrateful, ingrate, ingrates, leathery, chewy, fried, unkind, jealous, jealousy, envy, envious, catty, mean, unappreciative
Next stop: Insecurity.
Tags:insecure, insecurity, self-conscious, self-consciousness, party, parties, partying, social event, social events, introvert, introverts, introversion, cringe, cringes, cringeworthy, worry, worries, worrying, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties, social anxiety, social anxieties, subway, subways, subway ride, subway rides, train home, trains home, social occasion, social occasions
"A writer? Fantastic! I wish I had time to write."
Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok
Since college admissions officers might see his Facebook page...
"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."
Tags:party, parties, fiscal responsibility, fiscally responsible, conservative, careful, party animal, party animals, outfit, outfits, pantsuit, pantsuits, dress, dresses, dress-up, middle age, middle-aged, forty, fortysomething, thirtysomething, professional, professionals, shindig, shindigs, savings, save up, saves up, saving up
"Have I got a girl for you!"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, verdict, verdicts, innocent, not guilty, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defense, defence, party, parties, celebration, celebrations, mess, janitor, janitors, custodian, custodians, cleaner, cleaners
"You look as if you don't expect fireworks, you act as if you don't expect fireworks, you say you don't expect fireworks. But something tells me you expect fireworks."
"As usual, Dominique, everything was absolutely business class."
"For your birthday this year I thought we'd have a pinata."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, birthday, birthdays, celebration, celebrations, party, parties, pinata, pinatas, childish, immature, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, getting older, growing older, getting old, growing old, old age
"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."
"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, guest, guests, sign, signs, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, label, labels, personality, personalities, problem, problems, issue, issues, dishonesty, dishonest, liar, liars, chatty, satanist, satanists, clingy, party favor, party favors, party favour, party favours, character flaw, character flaws, psychology
"Nice to put a face with a call."
Room for one more...
Tags:hedgehog, hedgehogs, porcupine, porcupines, balloon, balloons, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, balloon animal, balloon animals, spike, spikes, giraffe, giraffes, sliding door, sliding doors, party, parties, pending disaster, health and safety, accident waiting to happen, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater