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Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Last one, Joe...I promised myself I'd only marry the man who could correctly finish this sentence...The perfect man is...'
'It's for passing my drug test.'
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To his dismay, Vern's entire surgical team passes out at the sight of blood,
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"Hey, do you mind getting that?"
"Your high school diploma, and your voter registration."
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"I'm out of the closet but under the radar."
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'This is getting spooky. Their defence always seems to know what our offence is going to do before the ball is even...'
Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.
"He said he's always between the Hamptons and Manhattan. It turns out he means Babylon, Long Island."
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"Paper towels! Napkins!! Anything!!!"
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"Is there anyone else in bookkeeping who would like one last picture with Mr. Pinkston?"
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'Pushing to the front of the queue is an automatic fail, I'm afraid, Mr. Singh.'
'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'
At the 'Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation'.
'It's not his fault Miss! He's been awake all night worrying about the exam!'
"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"
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'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'
'Is it possible to have a senior moment when you're only a sophomore?'
Dept. of Homeland Insecurity
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"As a professional courtesy I pass on attorneys."
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'Straight A's. That means good.'