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Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Last one, Joe...I promised myself I'd only marry the man who could correctly finish this sentence...The perfect man is...'
'It's for passing my drug test.'
Tags:drug, drugs, drug test, drug tests, drug testing, pass, passes, passing, passed, p plate, p plates, award, awards, awarding, awarded, proud, performance enhancing, steroid, steroids, improve, improves, improving, improvement, jock, jocks, athlete, athletes, jacket, jackets, patch, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
To his dismay, Vern's entire surgical team passes out at the sight of blood,
Tags:hospital, hospitals, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, pass, passes, out, faint, faints, fainting, sight, sights, blood, bloods, bloody, surgical, operation, operations, team, teams, dismay, dismayed, shock, shocks, horror, horrors, incompetent, phobia, phobias, close to home
"I'm out of the closet but under the radar."
Tags:love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, gay, gay marriage, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, out of the closet, closet, under the radar, radar, pass, passing, single, single life, bachelor, bachelorhood, confirmed bachelor, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically, word play, play on words, word-play, after work, post-work, drinks, drink, drinking, friend, friends
'This is getting spooky. Their defence always seems to know what our offence is going to do before the ball is even...'
Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.
"He said he's always between the Hamptons and Manhattan. It turns out he means Babylon, Long Island."
Tags:location, locations, upscale, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, hamptons, manhattan, long island, working class, working classes, upper class, upper classes, pass, passes, passing, pass off, passes off, passing off, superficial, superficiality, pretender, pretenders, pretending, mislead, misleads, misleading, origin, origins, humble origins, poor, poverty, pass for rich, passing for rich
"Is there anyone else in bookkeeping who would like one last picture with Mr. Pinkston?"
Tags:boss, bosses, horrible boss, horrible bosses, manager, managers, ogre, ogres, hate, hates, hatred, hatreds, nemesis, nemeses, accountant, accountants, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, bookkeeping, pass, passes, pass away, passing away, die, dies, dying, enemy, enemies, iron fist, ruler, rulers, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, corporate ladder, resent, resents, resentment, corporate culture
'Pushing to the front of the queue is an automatic fail, I'm afraid, Mr. Singh.'
'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'
At the 'Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation'.
'It's not his fault Miss! He's been awake all night worrying about the exam!'
'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'
'Is it possible to have a senior moment when you're only a sophomore?'
"As a professional courtesy I pass on attorneys."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, shark, sharks, underwater, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, personal courtesy, pass, passing, beach, beaches
'Straight A's. That means good.'
'Try not to be an idiot.'
'Hey, buddy! Unless you're passing, get out of the left lane!'
'Teleport the salt, please.'
"Chill out or go around me!"
Tags:duck, ducks, goose, geese, formation, formations, fly, flies, flying, honk, honks, honking, road rage, migrate, migrates, migration, migrations, v formation, v formations, pass, passes, passing, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, aggressive driver, aggressive drivers, aggressive driving, driver, drivers, driving, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.
Tags:turnpike, turnpikes, toll, tolls, toll booth, toll booths, attendant, attendants, sign, signs, signage, driving, cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, road, roads, transportation, fare, fares, fee, fees, charges, pass, passes, cash, money, riddle, riddles, troll, trolls, myth, myths, legend, legends, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters