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Discontinued sympathy cards
"Is there anyone else in bookkeeping who would like one last picture with Mr. Pinkston?"
Tags:boss, bosses, horrible boss, horrible bosses, manager, managers, ogre, ogres, hate, hates, hatred, hatreds, nemesis, nemeses, accountant, accountants, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, bookkeeping, pass, passes, pass away, passing away, die, dies, dying, enemy, enemies, iron fist, ruler, rulers, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, corporate ladder, resent, resents, resentment, corporate culture
'I think he would have wanted it that way.'
"Dear old Havemeyer—he died in the saddle."
Tags:ceo, ceos, club, clubs, men's club, men's clubs, elite, elites, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, elitist, elitists, die in office, dies in office, dying in office, die in the saddle, dies in the saddle, dying in the saddle, idle rich, idle, chair, chairs, comfort, comfortable, expire, expires, expiring, pass away, passes away, passing away, lazy, laziness, upper class, upper classes
"They're either trying to celebrate my birthday or kill me."
'I feel guilty. I kept telling him to drop over sometime.'
"Oh, well, this is going to be awkward."
"Why the all-black outfit?"
Heaven, Hell, Limbo.
'The not so Grim Reaper'.
"...and our cremation options include french fried, baked, roasted and hash browned."
Tags:ventriloquism, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, dummies, dummy, talking, throwing your voice, entertainers, entertainer, stage, actors, thespians, thespian, impersonator, puppets, puppet, doll, death, casket, funeral, mourners, pass away, funeral home, pall bearer, grave site, cemetery, head stone, grave marker, funeral home, coffin, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards
"A cousin I hadn't heard from in years died."
'He would have wanted it this way.'
"Woah...wouldn't it be weird if someone died while reading the obituaries?"
'You should have come to me sooner.'
'Ring again and I'm calling your parents!' - Death's Doorstep.
'No, Alice, it's not an inconvenient time to call. I was just taking a break to reload.'
When practical jokers pass away - 'Welcome...to HELL!'
"Goodness! Jose Paschall passed away!"
Pencil Funeral: "I always thought he was kind sketchy."
Tags:mourners, mourner, griever, grievers, grief, grieving, ageing, senior, senior citizens, oap, oaps, aging, old, pencil, drawing, seniors, senior citizens, pensioner, pensioners, elder, old-timer, retired, oldster, old folk, patriarch, matriarch, grandfather, golden-ager, elderly person, geriatric, retiree, old fogey, shrink, shrinkage, death, casket, funeral, fans, crazed fans, mourners, pass away, pall bearer, grave site, cemetery, head stone, grave marker, in the hole, funeral home, eulogy, clergy, priest, minister, coffin, eulogies