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Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'
"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."
'Don't worry, sir. It's common for upper management's new password choices to be rejected for being overly grandiose.'
My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.
'My masters have upgraded the security system: There's a ten-digit passcode on the cat-flap now...'
'It's all very well locking your secret computer codes in the safe, but really!'
"I can't access my homework because I forgot my password."
"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."
"Really? Does everything have to be password protected?"
"Just great. It looks like I forgot to update my password again."
"Just because you can never remember you locker combination doesn't mean the school is failing to meet state accessibility standards."