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'It's for passing my drug test.'
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"Your high school diploma, and your voter registration."
Tags:graduate, graduating, graduation, graduations, high school, high schools, high school graduation, high school graduations, diploma, diplomas, voter, voters, voting, register, registering, registration, registrations, earn, earns, earning, pass, passed, passing, grade, grades, qualification, qualifications, qualified, teacger, teachers
'This is getting spooky. Their defence always seems to know what our offence is going to do before the ball is even...'
Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.
At the 'Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation'.
'Pushing to the front of the queue is an automatic fail, I'm afraid, Mr. Singh.'
"That one's my kidney stone."
Tags:veteran, veterans, army, armies, medal, medals, war, wars, war veteran, war veterans, soldier, soldiers, uniform, uniformed, medal of honor, medals of honor, medals of honour, medal of honour, kidney, kidneys, kidney stone, kidney stones, pass, passed, passing, surgery, surgeries, waste product, waste products, trophy, trophies, survival, survived
"Wrong line, buddy."
Tags:funeral, funerals, funeral home, wake, wakes, dead, death, dying, died, die, passed, passed away, celebration of life, remembrance of life, deceased, deceased person, deceased people, funeral procession, funeral processions, line, lines, buffet line, buffet, food, cannibalism, dark humor, dark humour, black humour, black humor, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, burial, burials, cremate, cremation, cremated, buried, funeral director, funeral directors, mourn, mourning, mourner, mourners, embalmer, embalmers, embalming
Tags:non-jerk, non-jerks, non-jerkness, time, pass, passes, passing, passed, vote, votes, voting, voted, landowner, landowners, allow, allowed, allowing, allowed, allowance, allowances, voting right, voting rights, progress, progressing, progressed, progressive, progressives, progresses, future, futures, election, elections, presidential campaigns, presidential race, presidential campaign
Robot cat passes Turing test.
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, technology, computer, computers, robot, robots, robotic, turing test, ai, a.i., artificial intelligence, intelligence, machine, machines, passed, passing, passable, identical, sleeping, curled up, science, modern life
'Try not to be an idiot.'
"Doesn't it feel as though we just got through working more hours for less pay?"
Tags:office, offices, office job, office jobs, cubicle, cubicles, office cubicle, office cubicles, cubicle life, work, work life, pay, low pay, pay cut, pay cuts, wages, stagnant wages, low wage, low wages, work hours, more hours, getting through, pass, passed, work conditions, worker, workers, workers rights, bad work conditions
Kidney Stone Quality Control Dept.
The Eight Original Dwarves
Tags:dwarves, dwarf, little people, princess, malignancy, malignant, tumor, tumour, cancer, cancerous, dead, death, dying, died, die, passed, passed away, malignant tumor, malignant tumour, brothers grimm, brothers grim, german, germany, fairy tale, fairytale, fairy-tale, unhappy ending, magic, magic mirror, poison, poisonous, poisoned apple, evil, evil witch, witch, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, aggressive cancer, terminal, terminal cancer
'I'm a reviewer now.'
'So what are you reviewing now?'
That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.
'A little help!!'
Tags:american football, pass, passing, passes, passed, football, robber, robs, robs, robbed, robbing, thief, thieves, bank robbery, bank robber, go long, long pass, player, players, playing, played, mugger, mugged, mugs, mugging, steal, stealing, stole, steals, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Happy anniversary! It's a season pass for us to go to marriage counseling.'
Tags:marriage counseling, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, counsel, counseling, counsels, counseled, counselor, counselors, anniversary, anniversaries, wedding anniversaries, wedding anniversary, season pass, season, seasons, pass, passing, passed, ticket, tickets, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'...You threw the wild pass out of bounds, so you should go to Hell and get it back.'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, basketballer, basketballers, player, players, heaven, heavens, cloud, clouds, angel, angels, pass, passes, passing, passer, passers, passed, throw, throws, throwing, threw, hell, hells, out of bounds, inaccurate, inaccuracy, fair, retrieve, retrieves, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Just made a pass. I'm running for the end zone.'
Tags:texting, text, texts, texted, communicate, run, running, runner, runners, ran, runs, american football, football, american football player, american football players, pass, made a pass, passing, passes, passed, tackle, tackles, tackling, talk, talking, talks, talked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:frog, frogs, toad, toads, american football, american, football, foot ball, nfl, national football league, pass, throw, passing, passes, passed, thrown, threw, throws, psych, trick, tongue, caught, catch, tricks, tricked, mean, bully, bullied, bullies, lick, licked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'
Tags:caveman, cavemen, mammoth, mammoths, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, football, american football, footballer, footballers, play, plays, tactic, tactics, tactician, tacticians, strategy, strategies, strategist, strategists, pass, passes, passing, passer, passed, run, runs, ran, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers