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"He's dead. Would you like his voice mail?"
'Sorry, we couldn't pry the remote from his fingers.'
"You BOTH have the asshole gene?"
"One day, my son, all this will be your problem."
'Daisy had an amazing jumping ability. She jumped over fences and across streams...but it was her attempt to jump over the moon that brings me to why we're here today.'
Mr. Polly Parrot's eulogy: 'He's dead. He's passed on. . . he has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a past parrot. . .'
'Now, why did I come up here?'
'All of this will be yours, son, when I begin my prison sentence.'
'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'
'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'
'Your grandfather's will is quite specific. You just get his ashes... and those only after they're been sifted and any gold teeth removed!'
'I heard it through the grapevine.'
'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'
"...but, Bettyjo, when you were passing, you promised me that you would be waiting for me up here."