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'It's for passing my drug test.'
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To his dismay, Vern's entire surgical team passes out at the sight of blood,
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'This is getting spooky. Their defence always seems to know what our offence is going to do before the ball is even...'
Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.
"He said he's always between the Hamptons and Manhattan. It turns out he means Babylon, Long Island."
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"Is there anyone else in bookkeeping who would like one last picture with Mr. Pinkston?"
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'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'
'Try not to be an idiot.'
"Vous n'avez pas de badge? Comment être-vous entré?"
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'Teleport the salt, please.'
"Chill out or go around me!"
Tags:duck, ducks, goose, geese, formation, formations, fly, flies, flying, honk, honks, honking, road rage, migrate, migrates, migration, migrations, v formation, v formations, pass, passes, passing, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, aggressive driver, aggressive drivers, aggressive driving, driver, drivers, driving, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.
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'Do I get part credit for trying?'
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Wednesday morning quarterback
'Your barking at the TV did not cause that fumble.'
"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."
Tags:judgment of paris, judgement of paris, aphrodite, trojan war, responsible, responsibility, culpable, culpability, pass, passes, hard pass, hard passes, recuse, recuses, recusing, recuse yourself, recusing yourself, greek, greeks, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, homer, judge, judges, judging, trial, trials
"I'm passing an enormous gasoline truck and you're talking about little 'dee-dee-dee's!"
'Three C's and a D, hashtag, grounded.'
That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.
Honk if you want to pass.
'A little help!!'
Tags:weddings, wedding, bride, brides, hit on, hitting on, hits on, make a pass, making a pass, makes a pass, pass, passes, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, inappropriate, bad friend, bad friends, reception, receptions, guest, guests, questions, still married, approaching, approach, approaches