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"Gas was passed, you get the blame, that's the system."
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Even the skunk blames the dog.
"It was NOT gas! I just sneezed!"
'Gee, do you mind?! Hot air travels up, y'know.'
'He's a gassy baby.'
'It's a subconscious thought of a true confession that is unconsciously verbalized.'
"Which one of you farted?"
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"Fart (Pass it on)."
"And this measures the frequency and intensity of my farts."
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I'll release you when you're able to pass gas. I'll be in tomorrow to pull your finger.'
"Quick! Get the gas masks! The giant ate the beans!"
Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.
'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.
'Welcome to Flatulators Anonymous. Now before we get started, whose turn was it to bring the air freshener?'
'Ok, I first smelled and heard it from this tail here. Now if we can just trace this to a head, we'll have our culprit.'
That was a bit more than a fart!
'Note to self: never eat bean burritos before stalking a victim!'
The simple pleasures of living alone....
Man to nose-covering wife: 'I wonder if T. Boone Pickens has an energy use for my natural gas.'
'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'
"Went to the doctor about my constant wind and he gave me this...!"
"Harry's putting is not the only thing that stinks!"
"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."
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