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'Hey kid, what are you in for?'
'Forget it. I'm sick of playing hide-and-seek.'
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"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."
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'I regret now cutting ethics class.'
1986 is my year
"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."
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'I got 2 years for filing false returns, but I did save a bundle by doing my own taxes.'
"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"
Book on Time Management in prison.
"Can you name all nine Supreme Court justices?"
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"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."
"They say time is money. I had a very generous judge."
"I'm not a rat. I'm a person who ratted you out. There's a difference. You need to accept that so we can get past it."
Bored at the City Morgue.
"Complaints about your rights being abused have to be put in writing."
'First of all, get yourself a good lawyer. I highly recommend anyone but mine.'
AGM - Just keep it boring.
'If I have to be at these boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'
Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.
"Well, if you ever want to talk, you know where to find me. My door is never open."
'I thought 'good accounting practices' was just a suggestion!'
'I'm new. How's the Feng Shui here?'
'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'
'How shall we celebrate this special time we have together?' Once Bob realized his days were numbered, he just sort of went with it.