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'Was that you?'
Even the skunk blames the dog.
My God, I need to fart.
If a fish farts in the ocean and no one is there to smell it, does it still stink?
E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."
"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"
"It's his phone...it was set on silent...but deadly."
"That was a shoe squeak!"
"Her toes in the sand. The wind at his back. They were living the dream."
"Oh, Lord! Not on our first date!"
Marilyn has a Vindaloo
How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".
'He's a gassy baby.'
"It was NOT gas! I just sneezed!"
Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...
"I thought I still had lots of fire in the belly for this job, but it turned out to be gas."
'Oh...excuse me. Sorry about that, buddy.'
"It says here you've been experiencing peels of thunderâ�¦"
How Dad's Photobomb...
Dorothy instantly regretted asking Barry if he had enjoyed her special 'Birthday Curry' recipe
'It's a subconscious thought of a true confession that is unconsciously verbalized.'
Acme Cheese Slicers: Product Testing. "Okay, guys, management says we're falling behind, and...WHOA! Who cut the cheese?"
"Was it him or me?"