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Passport Control: Visitor W/Tourist Visa. . .American Vistors W/Toursit Visa
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'In France, smell both cheeks'
Citizen of the world.
"This doesn't look like you."
Once, I caught him with my passport, pasting his picture over mine. Bad dog.
"Everything looks OK, but I still need a DNA sample just to be sure it's you."
I've changed a bit since that photo was taken!
Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.
'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'
'Well sir, you saw the memo 'Reduce the Backlog' simple!'
Did you know two out of three people take holidays in the UK? Great! We can send my wife and her mother to Cornwall...and I'll go to Spain.
"Did you bring our birth certificates, photo ID, passport and citizen papers?"
"And do you each have a passport and body armor?"
Tags:travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, passport, passports, body armor, body armour, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, holiday destination, holiday destinations, vacation destination, vacation destinations, travel plan, travel plans, warzone, warzones, war zone, war zones, war-zone, war-zones, military zone, military zones
One Day at the Border
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'Cool eh man. I got on board without a ticket, no passport and they didn't even take my 44 Magnum!'
'This photo looks nothing like you. Close your eyes and screw your face up a bit...!'
'Passport and Visa?'
'Your passport, please.'
Tags:toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, security measure, security measures, security barrier, security barriers, passport, passports, border control, border controls, id card, id cards, security guard, security guards, bathroom break, restroom, restrooms, toilet break, security measure, security measures
'When Santa leaves the North Pole this Christmas eve. You can be sure of one thing...'
'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'
'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'
'Iris scans, finger prints, fine, but this is going too far.'
'Yes it's a long and illustrious family tree Mr Yousif, but what I really need from you is a passport.'