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Tuscan Fare Of The Moment
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Lesser Known Pasta Shapes
"Throw in some marinara sauce and you've got a deal."
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"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."
"Who ordered the megatelli?"
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'This is an eco-friendly Italian shoe. If you don't like it anymore, you can eat it with pasta sauce.'
"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."
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Italian Pasta Moms...
"I want to go on a real vacation this year! Why do you have to be so cheap?"
"Who gets the linguini with my thumb in it?"
The Blessing of the Pasta at Trattoria Del Vaticano
"Fire department, I guess—point is I made too much pasta."
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'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'
"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"
'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'
"I love it. Who did it?"
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'Dang Italians, tricked us again!'
"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"
"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."
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'Sometimes I just feel like some pasta.'
'Walter, I warned you about all that angel hair pasta and pie in the sky.'
I love Cannelloni