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'Look Dad, I said I needed help with some cutting and pasting and...What are those?'
"You see, it's actually your own hair recovered, through painstaking research, from past visits to the barber, and then pasted back on your head."
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'You kids have it easy. In my day we didn't have glue sticks. We had to eat paste right out of the jar!'
'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'
Suddenly Jeff Wished He Hadn't Changed His Desktop Wallpaper.
Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.
'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'
"This place is known for their paste."
'What are you eating?' 'Paste.'
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"Mom, we're cutting and pasting and Andrew's trying to virtually eat the paste!"
'Yeah, little brother, cut and paste is great, but you miss out on the experience of eating the paste.'
'We'd like you to take over our Midwest division, so we're cutting and pasting you into Des Moines.'
'Perkins! The correct term for this operation is transplant. Not cut and paste!!'
'It's says our son is in trouble because he's been copying and pasting at school. He's been copying other kids homework and eating paste.'
'Miss Myers! - Billy ate all my paste!'
'Maybe I should check the fumes on this new batch of wallpaper paste.'
"Baldo, remember when we were kids and we fought all the time?"
"We're out of empanadas!"
"Gracie, how can you appreciate being full...if you've never been hungry?"
"Baldo, I baked empanadas and hid them in the pantry and now there's only one left! Do you have an explanation?"
"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"
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'It's hopeless, I can't find one university that offers a degree course in cut 'n' paste or plagiarism.'
'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).
Honey, this stuff is for dental health, not mental health.
A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.