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Acme presents Crayons for Children Who Find the Ordinary Selection a Little "Over the Top."
The Bored Impressionist
"A happy, laughing cow."
'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'
"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"
Paul knew he looked great in pastels.
They were mysteriously drawn together
The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line