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'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'
Suddenly Jeff Wished He Hadn't Changed His Desktop Wallpaper.
'What are you eating?' 'Paste.'
"Mom, we're cutting and pasting and Andrew's trying to virtually eat the paste!"
"We're out of empanadas!"
"Baldo, remember when we were kids and we fought all the time?"
"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"
"Gracie, how can you appreciate being full...if you've never been hungry?"
"Baldo, I baked empanadas and hid them in the pantry and now there's only one left! Do you have an explanation?"