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'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'
An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'
'I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore, but thanks to bingo I still get to church once a week.'
'Good grief, Mary! That was a close one!'
'I've never heard of this movie. . . it must be good 'cause there's only one copy left on the shelf, Burl.'
"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."
"You don't need English on every shot."
Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.
"I don't know, honey. What do you feel like doing?"
'It's hard to believe summer's already over. Seems like I just sat down in front of the TV.'
'Yah, sure. You betcha. Go ahead and get the big net.'
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'I caught something, but it's not a fish. And speaking of fish, I think they know we're here.'
'And it was about here that we decided to go paperless.'
"Let's go out tonight and feed chickens."
'How often does he go on line?'
"Isn't it great out here enjoying clean, unproblematic nature?"
'You want the long, skinny rug in the hallway or a scarf?! What on earth are you talking about?'
'Since this sinkhole showed up, this is an easy par 3.'
'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'
"You're the Maharaja of Chitchat!"
"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"
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'The only thing I don't like about retirement is you never get a day off!'