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"For your comfort, you will be searched by someone of your own level of sexiness."
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Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka
'...and I'm a TSA agent.'
"You're our oldest and dearest friends, but we figured why take chances?"
'Sure, it's an improvement. But I guess we'll need to get to the airport a lot earlier from now on...'
"Before I accept you as my coach, I just need to check you're not wearing a wire-tap."
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'I couldn't afford a physical but the TSA guy at the airport seemed to think I was fine.'
'What do you think should we give him a second look?'
'Don't worry, I have this procedure down pat.'
"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."
Tags:tsa, transportation security administration, pat down, pat downs, airport security, airport securities, security guard, security guards, frisk down, frisks, frisk, frisk downs, transportation, husband, wife, marriage, hugs, hug, pat down, pats down, patting down, display of affection, displays of affection, unsatisfied wife, wife, wives, nag, nags, nagging, affection, showing affection
'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'
Working at the TSA...Pat-Down Fridays
'Don't rush me. I have only two hands.'
Jesse Ventura Sues Over Being Scanned At Airports,
Customs examination and women
"Security pat-down? I thought it was a Thai massage..."
"She's demanding to be patted down again."
'That security pat down was so invasive.'
"It's the scanner or a pat down by Agent Kapowsky."
'There's that Patowski kid... I hear those hands got him recruited straight out of high school!'
Tags:tsa, transportation security administration, body scan, body scans, scanner, scanners, body search, body searches, homeland security, recruitment, recruiting, sports scholarship, sports scholarships, security guard, security guards, pat down, pat downs, patdown, patdowns, security agent, security agents
"No, he's not a security risk ... he just loves the pat-downs."