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The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'
"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."
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"Now you're getting the hang of it!"
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"Roger, I think it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees."
Tags:manager, managers, management, firing, fired, fire, fires, lay off, lay-offs, laid off, birds and the bees, birds and bees, animal, animals, saying, sayings, cliche, cliches, phrase, phrases, literal, literality, literally, bird, birds, bee, bees, heron, herons, owl, owls, parrot, parrots, desk, desk job, desk jobs, desk jockey, desk jockeys, cubicle, cubicles, personalisation, personalised, personalized, personalization, toy, toys, decoration, decorate, decorated, decorations, ornament, ornaments, warning, warnings, boss, talking to, getting a talking to, parental, paternal
My dad is the bravest.
"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."
Tags:family, families, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, parents, parent, parenting, parental, paternal, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, pop, pops, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mothering, maternal, jungle, jungles, lost, fault, faults, blame, blames, blaming, tourist, tourism, tour, argue, argument, married, marriage, married life, marriage problems, husband, wife, husband and wife
"It's your father, dear—he doesn't need a warrant."
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"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."
Tags:father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, life, life lessons, lessons, parental, parent, patriarch, teaching, life advice, counsel, father son, boss, mentor, mentoring, mentors, paternal, enemies, friend, friends, making friends, friendships, wise words, wisdom, words of wisdom, wise, modern life, beer, beers, beer me, avoid, annoying, irritating
'My son's well-being.'
'Stop! Disenfranchised youth...!"
Tags:thief, robber, theft, social, paternal, role model, disenfranchised, poor, poverty, cycle, reasons, gangs, gang, criminal, youth, young, psychology, therapist, therapists, why, criminal, criminal, behaviour, teen, teenager, teens, thief, social problem, social problems, crime rate, crime rates, antisocial behaviour, antisocial behavior, anti-social behaviour, anti-social behavior
'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'
'If I could choose I'd like to be my son.' 'When I grow up I want to be like my dad.'
'I'm a child of the 80's.'
PCT funding crisis threatens maternity pay.
'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!
'Mr. Ainsley, this is my beloved son Jarrod. He's four or five.'
'Doris, we're getting old and hopefully you'll outlive me so let's have a baby.'
Maternity ward "Watch out for sudden pops!"
"We couldn't save him - which is obviously a tragedy, but I can assure you it was a comedy at the time."
Tags:surgeon, surgeons, theatre, operation, operating, operations, tragedy, comedy, play, plays, drama, death, dying, complication, mortality, data, humour, doctor, nhs, healthcare, care, caring, medicine, sugery, communication, skill, skills, empathy, bedside, manner, tact, psychology, paternal, paternalism, arrogance, hospital, hospitals, op
Man sits as a desk with a 'DAD' placard.
Tags:dad, dad, daddy, daddies, fathers, family man, family men, family-life, family life, father, father's day, papa, pa, pops, proud, pride, fatherhood, parent, parents, parenthood, desk, signage, boss, in charge, head, family, families, life work, balance, paternity, paternal, work/life balance, life/work balance, work-life balance, life-work balance
"Relax kid, it's a bird-eat-bug world out there."
Law of Dad: Views Narrow As Waist Expands
Tags:dad, dads, daddy, father, fathers, fathering, parents, father's day, fathers day, fathering sunday, father's sunday, fatherhood, parenthood, parent, parenting, law, patriarch, paternal, patriarchs, patriarchy, waistline, middle age, obesity, narrow minded, girth, belly, pops, papa, ageing process, aging process, ageing, aging, weight gain, weight-gain, weight problem, weight problems