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"Oops, Sorry – this is the sock & underwear drawer."
'I've narrowed the diagnosis down to 16 possibilities.'
'Most of my time in this racket has been plain old hard work.
'Now this quack wants me to see a specialist- what the hell is a PATHOLOGIST'
'Quick, Henson - seal the exits, call the police and get a pathologist in here to determine the exact time he left the payroll!'
The Forensic Paleontologist
To view deceased insert 4 quarters.
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"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."
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'Good, our side's winning!'
"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."
"Stomach content analysis shows the onions were sauteed after the pork was added but before adding the fennel."
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"Stomach content analysis shows that he was still alive when we opened his stomach."
Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)
"Was the coroner able to establish the cause of death constable?"
"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."
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'Don't you just love working with people?'
'Would YOU polish your shoes to such a high shine if you were planning suicide, Inspector?'
"Cause of death? - He was struck on the head..."
"Acid burns to the lips, sea-water in the lungs, a bullet hole to the right temple...it all points to a love of life."
"It was a typical evening at home as the Smiths checked for alien hairs on each other's collars."
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"Killed by a single bullet to the chest - his heart was obviously in the right place."
"It says here she also swallowed a fly, but there is no reason why she swallowed a fly. It all sort of spiralled from there. Poor old lady."
"Now that quack wants me to see a specialist - what the hell is a pathologist !?"