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'I want to biopsy that growth, Mr. Johnson. I don't like the looks of it.'
'Two black eyes. Solitary. Lethargic. Definitely in the DSM-V.'
'I've narrowed the diagnosis down to 16 possibilities.'
'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'
'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'
'Most of my time in this racket has been plain old hard work.
'Quick, Henson - seal the exits, call the police and get a pathologist in here to determine the exact time he left the payroll!'
The Forensic Paleontologist
To view deceased insert 4 quarters.
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"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."
Tags:mortuary, mortuaries, death, die, dying, stomach content, stomach contents, analysis, pathology, forensic, forensics, post mortem, post-mortem, morgue, doctor, doctors, health, detective, detectives, mortician, biology, pathologist, path, truth, final, analysis, diagnosis, coroner, coroners, medical examiner, medical examiners
"He doesn't like dinosaurs."
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, childhood interests, children's hobbies, student counsellor, normal interests, little boys, psychologists, psychiatrists, teacher conference, paleontology, paleontologist, paleontologists, interest, interests, little boy, time out, time outs, child therapist, child therapists, pathology, pathologies, overprescription, overprescribing, over prescribing, over prescribed
'Good, our side's winning!'
"Stomach content analysis shows the onions were sauteed after the pork was added but before adding the fennel."
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"Stomach content analysis shows that he was still alive when we opened his stomach."
'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'
"Could I be PATHOLOGICALLY normal?"
"Doesn't seem to matter how carefully you put them back together you always end up with pieces left over."
Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)
"Doesn't seem to matter how carefully you put them back together you always end up with pieces left over!"
"It seems everyone has some form of schizophrenia these days. Present company excepted."
'Physiology! Pharmacology! Bacteriology! Anatomy!...'
'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'