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"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."
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'Your insurance only covered the removal of the damaged organ...you'll have to put the transplant in yourself.'
'I hope these make you feel better, because they're all you're getting.'
''AAAIIIGGGHHH'...So would that be a 'yes' to the question 'I believe my needs are understood'?'
'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'
'It's important to treat all our patients as individuals...this for example is individual number 78/yh5-fg34c.'
'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'
A black belt in karate as well as a chiropractor, Dr. Glynn attempts to adjust the spines of three patients all at once.
Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.
'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'
Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.
'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'
'So, for the next three months while your brain is healing, one of our neurology volunteers, Karl, will be helping you think.'
'I've had to book my appointment two weeks in advance, so we'll both sit here until I feel unwell.'
'It's a postcard from your doctor. He says he'll be right with you.'
'Our defibrillator paddles are broken! Stick his hands in this toaster!'
Thank you for suffering in silence.
'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'
'According to the hospitals new electronic patients records system he's pregnant.'
I.V. snap in elevator.
'If this ever stops running, just smack it here a bunch of times and it should start right up.'
'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'
'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'
'Great news! We found a donor body!'
"Your reaction is not uncommon. A lot of my patients experience 'roid rage."
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