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'Somehow your medical records got faxed to a complete stranger. He has no idea what's wrong with you either.'
"Your medical records are safe with us. We take patient privacy very seriously."
"First I must warn you that anything you say may be taken down and used to assist you."
"I just wanted to confirm the diagnosis you made at the cocktail party."
'My disclosure of the information you are requesting would violate HIPAA.'
"The guy with the weird skin disease forgot to sign the privacy forms."
'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'
"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"
Cleaner interested in patient data.
"Where is she? I'm her principal caregiver."
'Can I call you back? I'm just about to break bad news.'
"We just got a new computer system, so don't be surprised if your colonoscopy shows up on YouTube."
New Bill to Let Police Search Practises.
"There are two reasons I'd never tell anyone what you told me today... First, because of the principal of confidentiality and second because it was very boring."
GPs to be required to ask patients about crime
Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.
'We need to look at your gallbladder. Just a second while I bring it up on Google Earth.'
'See...I told you that there were people out there heaps crazier than you!'
'Anyone here who didn't take the Hippocratic Oath?'
'Doctor, I will tell you the whole history of my disease.'
'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'
'I'm warning you. I sued my last vet because he didn't respect doctor patient confidentiality and blabbed to the tabloids about my sex change operation.'
'Let's step outside - I don't want her to hear this.'
"We'd appreciate your signing this agreement to not disclose any gossip overheard from staff during your stay."