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"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."
...and in future I'm not called 'Norman Micklethwaite' but 'Howling Wolf Mackenzie'.
"I want you to hear it from me before you hear it from the hackers who broke into our files."
'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'
"Thanks, but can we hurry it along? I'm going to be late to my hoarders therapy session."
"Stiff neck, blurred vision, and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, all due to extended time in front of a computer. I think I just discovered the ICD-10 code for my job!"
'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder..they'll bugger it up and sell them off cheap.'
"You're not crazy. You want crazy?"
Cleaner interested in patient data.
"I can't find her records. She's not on Facebook, she's not on Twitter..."
"If I describe the medical file I need, could you go fetch it for me."
'You came through the delivery with flying colors, Mrs. Lewis.'
'According to the chart you should be eleven feet eight.'
"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."
"All my patient's records are digital now, so just fill out these 12 forms."