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'But, officer, I AM wearing a seat belt.'
Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.
'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'
'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'
'I think we both know that's a decoy.'
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"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"
'... Anything you pantomime can and will be used against you in a court of law...'
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"OK, where's the extinction?"
"These holograms of police sure are making people slow down."
'But officer, I wasn't talking on a cell phone.'
'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'
'May I please see your learner's permit?'
Speed Reading Class.
'Dang. If I'd known there was a car under there, I'd have used the HOV lane.'
'I know I was speeding, but I've only got 10 minutes until Cops.'
'What do you mean I can't take the HOV lane? There are two of us?'
'Care to give me a 'ballpark' figure of how fast you think you were going and what you think your fine will be?'
Low Tech Automated Speed Enforcement.
'A fine? For running over one lousy union buster?'
'Any other ID?'
'That was a great job of crawling the white line. Now let's try walking it.'
'True, I couldn't see my radar gun, but I still believe you were speeding.'
'I used to be married but now I just have a motorcycle.'
At 'Traffic Court' there's an 'Express Bench, 3 Violations or Less.'
'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'