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Road work ahead - Be prepared to stop.
Your Good Intentions at Work
Hell - Good intentions paving. Apologise for any inconvenience.
"Now he decides to start work on the crazy paving."
Driveway pavior laying
'The streets were paved with gold... before the last government sold it all off.'
'It's very sad, he's a crack addict.'
'Oh great. The McWit's put up a satellite dish the same week they pave over our entrance.'
Two men talking in front of half finished driveway. 'Your wife did mention you'd had an economy drive.'
Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"
'Lines Shakespeare rejected.' 'To pave or not to pave . . . contingent on royal funding.'
NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.
Houses built by Jack and Jerry.
Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'
'How many square metres do you reckon he is?'
Crazy paving company.
Paving over the window-box
Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.