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"We have a new financial model where you don't get paid anything."
"I think a cap on management fees is inevitable sooner or later..."
"I'll take that as a 'no' to employee pay cuts."
"I have to cut your pay to remain competitive with the Chinese."
"I wouldn't mind getting into gathering, but I don't know if I can afford the cut in pay."
"Put your fears to rest. We won't be reducing any personnel, just salaries."
"It has come to my attention that you are living below your means. So, I've decided to give you a pay cut!"
'It's not a pay cut - I prefer to call it a salary correction.'
'Now that we've hired you we would like to restructure the position.'
'Good news! I'm quadrupling your pay-cut.'
"The good news is that we've cancelled our plans to halve the workforce. The bad news is that we're cutting everyone's salary by 50%."
"Bastards want us to cut our pay from humongous to just jaw droppingly enormous."
"Erm I'm afraid we don't have the budget to pay you....but I could maybe manage 10% more gratitude and an additional weekly slap on the back!"
"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."
"We've decided to downsize your salary, Jenkins."