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In retrospect, Howard should have taken the raise instead of asking for his own cubicle.
'Who says we vote ourselves a huge pay rise, then spend the rest of the AGM practicing our humble expressions?'
'Next time, I say let's be proactive and vote ourselves a pay raise before the government shutdown.'
"With the bump in salary comes a lot more responsibility and my choice of three new stress related illnesses."
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"Why no raise? Because, Fellman, we've been ?scally feckless."
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"So I guess it comes down to whether it's you or me, and I guess it's me."
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"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."
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"Please, sir, I want it all."
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"O.K., if you can't see your way to giving me a pay raise, how about giving Parkerson a pay cut?"
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'There's no raise with the promotion, but you do get to change your avatar.'
'The entire staff hates you. Your promotion to management has been a complete success.'
"Do I get a pay raise or not?"
'Sorry, Morgan, I can't give you a raise. I'm suffering from compassion fatigue.'
'After our last vote one executive pay raises, the shareholders want us back on short leashes.'
'You know we can't give you a raise right now, but I'll put you on the honor roll.'
"You should work for a non-profit, dear. You have a lot of experience at that."
"Apropos your request for a salary increase, we're going to have you appraised."
'Your promotion comes with longer hours with no extra pay. Welcome to middle management.'
'The position I'm looking to fill is not a paying one. You will be happy to know that the company will profit from your hard work.'
'You want paid a lot, we'll pay you a little. You want to start off at the top, we'll start you off at the bottom. When can you start.'
'If you really must know, I didn't give you a bonus this year because you're small,weak and I know I can take you.'
"Go ahead, Albertson. Ask Toby for a raise. It'll be cute."
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"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."
'There's no increase in salary, but once a month you will get a whack at the company pinata.'
Magic Marvo and the amazing disappearing pay rise.