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In retrospect, Howard should have taken the raise instead of asking for his own cubicle.
'Who says we vote ourselves a huge pay rise, then spend the rest of the AGM practicing our humble expressions?'
'Next time, I say let's be proactive and vote ourselves a pay raise before the government shutdown.'
"So I guess it comes down to whether it's you or me, and I guess it's me."
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"Why no raise? Because, Fellman, we've been ?scally feckless."
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"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."
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'There's no raise with the promotion, but you do get to change your avatar.'
'The entire staff hates you. Your promotion to management has been a complete success.'
'Sorry, Morgan, I can't give you a raise. I'm suffering from compassion fatigue.'
'You know we can't give you a raise right now, but I'll put you on the honor roll.'
'After our last vote one executive pay raises, the shareholders want us back on short leashes.'
"You should work for a non-profit, dear. You have a lot of experience at that."
'The position I'm looking to fill is not a paying one. You will be happy to know that the company will profit from your hard work.'
'Your promotion comes with longer hours with no extra pay. Welcome to middle management.'
'You want paid a lot, we'll pay you a little. You want to start off at the top, we'll start you off at the bottom. When can you start.'
"Go ahead, Albertson. Ask Toby for a raise. It'll be cute."
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'If you really must know, I didn't give you a bonus this year because you're small,weak and I know I can take you.'
"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."
Magic Marvo and the amazing disappearing pay rise.
'There's no increase in salary, but once a month you will get a whack at the company pinata.'
"The salary is negotiable, take it or leave it."
'Money won't make you happy, Waldron, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you prozac.'
"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"
"It's all very well to argue the case for the unions but in the cold hard light of day I think it's fair to ask what have the unions ever done for us?"
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"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."