Paycut Cartoons and Comics

'Wait a minute, Henry. How do we know he won't just go out and blow it all on a tricked-out SUV?'

'Ed, I think you're the perfect candidate for our 'Cut In Payroll' program.'

"I have to cut your pay to remain competitive with the Chinese."

"You haven't been terminated, just your paycheck."

"I wouldn't mind getting into gathering, but I don't know if I can afford the cut in pay."

"It has come to my attention that you are living below your means. So, I've decided to give you a pay cut!"

'It's not a pay cut - I prefer to call it a salary correction.'

'I've got an exciting new assignment for you. You're going to share one salary.'

'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

'Let me guess - the staff found out you cut their pay to help finance your new motorcycle.'

I don't think we should ask employees to take a 5 pay cut, I think we should try for 10.

Do you realise how much these cigars cost me, Dobson?

"We've decided to downsize your salary, Jenkins."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"Bastards want us to cut our pay from humongous to just jaw droppingly enormous."

New economic realities force yet another corporate mascot to take a part-time sales job.

"The good news is that we've cancelled our plans to halve the workforce. The bad news is that we're cutting everyone's salary by 50%."

"I'm starting a new green initiative - giving you less of it."

"Erm I'm afraid we don't have the budget to pay you....but I could maybe manage 10% more gratitude and an additional weekly slap on the back!"

"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors."