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"The chicken is for this year's taxes. The egg is my estimated for next year."
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'Relax, I'm from the IRS. Death and taxes have merged.'
'Mr Reynolds, you can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'
'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'
'Ron Choate, offshore tax haven consultant, speaking.'
"Basically, Moses, the commandments are excellent as far as they go, but could you chisel out a few more covering issues like smoking and late tax returns?"
Penny Saved, Penny Earned.
"As part of our 'customer care' policy I'm going to let you bring in the rest tomorrow."
"Our problem is I know your Social Security number but you don't know mine."
'Don't worry, the money we're throwing at the economy is not US taxpayer money. It's borrowed money.'
'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'
'Look, people are basically honest and decent. Why don't we scrap the tax laws completely and have the people pay whatever they think is fair?'
Put it through as an expense! Nobody's going to check, are they?
IRS: Short Form.
I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.
'My horoscope says I'll be noticed by people who count.'
Tax consultant humour.
"Can I bring your income tax returns to school for show and tell?"
Tax Shelters of the Rich and Famous.
"Can we actually tax stockholders?"
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'Sparby, I want you to go and taser everyone in the accounting department.'
It's your accountant...I may have made a mistake on your tax return, don't send it in.
'You know Grace, these little glasses make it easy to spot all the hidden fees!'
'You want some protection money? Oh, thank God. For a moment there I thought you were from the Inland Revenue.'