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"Will I be penalized for not having health insurance if I'm young and I'm actually invincible?"
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"The chicken is for this year's taxes. The egg is my estimated for next year."
Moses holds a 1040 form.
Tags:1040, 1040s, tax return, tax returns, tax form, tax forms, file, files, filing, filing taxes, tax season, tax seasons, mid-april, accountant, accountants, accounting, death and taxes, 10 commandments, decalogue, moses, prophet, prophets, prophecy, pay taxes, paying taxes, income tax, income taxes, bible story, bible stories
"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."
Tags:keats, john keats, poetry, poet, poets, romantic poet, romantic poets, romantic poetry, truth is beauty, tax, taxes, paying taxes, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals
Tags:rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, high tax, high taxes, values, raining money, redistribution of wealth, socialism, paying tax, paying taxes, pile of money, piles of money
'Relax, I'm from the IRS. Death and taxes have merged.'
'Mr Reynolds, you can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'
'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'
Penny Saved, Penny Earned.
"As part of our 'customer care' policy I'm going to let you bring in the rest tomorrow."
"Here you are!" "I'll have that, thank you!" Inland revenue gives/takes away.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Holmes, but we just can't allow all these deductions."
'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'
"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."
Tags:tax, taxes, paying taxes, pay taxes, income tax, tax collection, tax collector, tax avoidance, tax evasion, excuses, excuse, bad excuses, bad excuse, high society, 1940s high society, wealthy, wealth, elite, elites, golden gate bridge, afternoon tea, tea, having tea, vintage, vintage cartoon, 1940s
'Look, people are basically honest and decent. Why don't we scrap the tax laws completely and have the people pay whatever they think is fair?'
IRS: Short Form.
'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'
Put it through as an expense! Nobody's going to check, are they?
'I see here you're a professional writer. That explains the touch of whimsy in your return.'
Tax consultant humour.
'My horoscope says I'll be noticed by people who count.'
I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.
"Can we actually tax stockholders?"
Tags:tax, taxes, paying tax, paying taxes, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, stockholder, stockholders, stock holder, stock holders, stocks and shares, take advantage, taking advantage, big business, big business, big corporate, big corporations, making money, money making
'Sparby, I want you to go and taser everyone in the accounting department.'
"Can I bring your income tax returns to school for show and tell?"