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'I'm sorry sir, but your card was rejected...because it's ugly.'
" I can't pay you, but your work will get plenty of exposure."
Tags:creative industry, creative industries, creatives, freelancer, freelancers, designer, designers, artist, artists, musician, musicians, exposure, payment, pay, no pay, painters and decorators, painter and decorator, work, working, unpaid work, unpaid labor, unpaid labour, working for free, entitlement, entitled
"It's from my Swiss account."
Tags:literal, literally, cheese, cheeses, holey cheese, hole, holes, swiss, swiss cheese, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, swiss cheeses, traditional, pun, puns, visual gag, visual joke, word play, play on words, word-play, pay, payment, bank, banks, banking, foreign investment, overseas, cheque, check, cheques, checks, check book, cheque book, paid
Too Much Money
Tags:donation, donations, charity, charities, charitable, giving, generous, generosity, poverty, help the homeless, food bank, soup kitchen, homeless shelter, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, panhandle, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, handout, handouts, giveaway, giveaways, pay, payment, giving back, wealthy, rich
'Sorry, no trades. Cash only.'
'I think we should make an offer on this house, what do you think?'
"Room, board, books, and tuition--I draw the line at corkage fees."
Tags:education, higher education, school, schools, schooling, student, students, university, universities, college, colleges, cost, costs, expenses, expenses, money, finances, fee, fees, pay, paying, payment, payments, tuition, room, rooms, residence, residences, accommodation, dormitory, dorm, dorms, books, book, textbook, textbooks, food, eating, corkage fee, corkage fees, alcohol, alcoholic, wine, drink, drinks, drinking, drawing a line, draw the line, extras, family, families, family discussion, family discussions, kid, kids, children, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern parenthood, modern parenting, modern parents, raising kids, raising children, paying for college, paying for university, modern life
"If we put you in our collections department, Do you think you could hound people?"
Tags:collections, credit and collections, payment, payments, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, hound, hounds, hounding, hounded, play on words, wordplay, word play
"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, conflict, conflicts, bill, bills, paying, payment, money, check, checks, cheque, cheques, credit card, credit cards, going dutch, equality, modern life
"Not to worry, folks. We embrace all forms of payment."
'I'm sorry, Mr. Dillman, but you're seven months behind on your payments for your pacemaker.'
Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.
Tags:dentist, dentists, orthodontist, orthodontists, brace, braces, metal shop, metal shops, metal, metals, shop, shops, orthodontic, cost, cost, costing, bill, bills, pay, pays, paid, payment, payments, parent, parents, help, helps, helping, create, creates, creating, created, creator, close to home
"I think you can really picture yourself struggling to make payments here."
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, property, properties, home, homes, houses, houses, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, buying a home, mortgage, mortgages, paying the mortgage, payment, payments, bill, bills, money, paying the bills, making payments, struggle, struggles, struggling, finances, financial problems, financial issues, loan, loans, home loan, home loans, expensive, cost, costs, costly, unaffordable, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, picture yourself, imagine, imagination, home owners, home ownership
'Accounting has calculated how much we've paid you compared to how much work you've done. You owe the company $53, 972.'
Social Security is unable to support the weight of America's baby boomers.
'What's that noise?'
'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'
'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'
"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, turtle, turtles, tortoise, tortoises, shell, shells, home, homes, house, houses, real estate, property, properties, mortgage, mortgages, loan, loans, payment, payments, money, finances, foreclosure, foreclosed, confiscated, eviction, evictions, evicted, financial advice, bank, banks, debt, debts
'I don't mind working for a woman. I do, however, hate being paid like one.'
Decline of the Roman Empire.
Tags:roman, romans, julius caesar, caesar, card, transaction, cards, credit, debit, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, payment, payments, decline, declined, emperor, emperors, empress, embarrass, embarrassment, embarrassed, check, chekcs, cheque, cheques, hun, huns, bounce, bounced, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Your tax return...."
'According to my sources, you spent 12 minutes in the bathroom. Your pay will be docked accordingly.'
"Listen. It's at the quiet moments like this that you can actually hear the meter running."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, fee, fees, payment, payments, cost, costs, legal fee, legal fees, legal team, legal teams, charge, charges, charging, high price, high priced, attorney, attorneys, quiet, listen, listens, listening, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, motivation, motivations, sellout, sellouts, selling out, sell out, sell outs