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"Allow me to explain the terms of our easy payment plan."
'Debt counselling - yours for only 24 easy-to-pay installments...'
'I have no idea what's wrong with you, so this is going to be very expensive.'
'This car is so fast, the payments are 3 months behind!'
Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.
'You give me one third, another third to the cashier near the escalator, and the balance before leaving the store.'
'Of course we have a payment plan. We plan to pay as soon as we have some money.'
'Let's face it, you'll just have to pay by instalments and that's just for the deposit...'
"OK...your payment plan is all set up. Your check is due the first of each month."
"I think I could $39,000 for a fully restored 1964 Impala."
'Why, yes. We do have an easy payment plan. You just make one easy payment of the total amount billed.'
'Actually, I do like to see them pass the buck ... during profit-sharing time.'
'You don't have to worry about using up your minutes.'
Man on knee to girlfriend: 'I got you an engagement ring - and here's the payment book.'
'Say, Doc, are you interested in working on a retainer fee basis?'
"If you buy the service plan, we can change the graduation date as often as neccessary."
'Now there's an odd coincidence... I just bought a new car and you have a condition that'll clear up in 48 easy payments.'
"Fortunately, we have an excellent pay-as-you-go plan of just 2,359 easy payments."
Dodgy insurance sales plan
Shopping in Hell We don't take credit cards..
"She says she wants to pay for it, in full, in cash. . . Is she allowed to do that?"
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