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"I figure if I just keep barking eventually someone will offer me hush money."
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"A very special interest to see you, Senator."
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"No one under the age of seventeen will be admitted without eight dollars."
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"You may be interested to know that least one of your classmates was concerned enough about his grades to leave an envelope of cash on my desk yesterday afternoon."
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The Paula Jones Family of Charities, or, Where That $700,000 will go.
"'Justice', …. 'The rule of law,' … aren't those code words for payoff?"
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The Maygic money Treesa."
"Pshaw! I grabbed the wrong bag."
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"Your ex-wife's attorney is totally unethical. I'm certain he'll take a payoff."
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"Nowadays we call it 'media management.' Not a 'payoff'."
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"I've balanced the state budget: The graft and payoffs are equal."
"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."
Businessman's Secret Handshake
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'This policy has one exclusion - no payoff if civilization is destroyed by terrorism. However, in that event, all your premiums would be refunded.'
For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.
PROMISE NEVER TO WRITE ANOTHER NOVEL.
'Here's $40. Stick your head in the shrubs and act like you're weeding. If my wife says anything to you, just grunt knowingly.'
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'Hard work may have a future payoff, but laziness pays off now.'
'I'm attracted to vulnerable men...especially if they're heavily insured.'
Executive pension pot...workers pension piss pot.
'If you work really hard, you might own a hat, too!'
'Well, I lost my campaign for re-election, but I've been offered big bucks for my blooper reel!'
'You've been here a long time Tommy, so we're prepared to offer you a generous severance pay-off.'
It's the board's idea, I wanted a new set of golf clubs.