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'Watch your step, Bob. It looks like the company's trying to cut payroll expenses again.'
"Don't be silly—mathematically, there will always be a middle class."
PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'
"Damn straight, it's not as if there's a war and they just hand us our profits."
'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'
"That $20 deduction is for new benefits ? like the $10 raise you just got."
'I'll covet this trophy right up to the time I sell it to met my payroll.'
Education Payroll: 'We're trying to resolve your salary problem or, at the very east, put you on hold for th rest of the day.'
Thought for Wednesday
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"I thought there would be extra compensation for the coffee breaks I missed during my vacation."
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'I'm the most popular employee in the company...I work in payroll services.'
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"Now, what were you saying about an error on your check?"
"You're on salary, Hargraves. You don't get anything extra when your imagination woks overtime."
"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"
"The cutbacks will be fierce. They'll start with the 'backroom' staff...half of finance will have to go!"
"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."
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'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.'
'You forgot to pay your payroll tax.'
'It says it's sick of doing things like inventories and payrolls, and it wants to make some breakthroughs in astrophysics.'
'Ed, I think you're the perfect candidate for our 'Cut In Payroll' program.'
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'You can keep the payroll -- I just want the payroll deductions!'
I don't remember your name... but your salary is familiar.
"We're moving you from payroll to fear and paranoia."
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