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"We've decided to crowdsource the next payroll."
PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'
"That $20 deduction is for new benefits ? like the $10 raise you just got."
'I'll covet this trophy right up to the time I sell it to met my payroll.'
Education Payroll: 'We're trying to resolve your salary problem or, at the very east, put you on hold for th rest of the day.'
"I thought there would be extra compensation for the coffee breaks I missed during my vacation."
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'I'm the most popular employee in the company...I work in payroll services.'
"The cutbacks will be fierce. They'll start with the 'backroom' staff...half of finance will have to go!"
"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."
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'It says it's sick of doing things like inventories and payrolls, and it wants to make some breakthroughs in astrophysics.'
'Ed, I think you're the perfect candidate for our 'Cut In Payroll' program.'
Tags:paycheck, paychecks, pay cheque, pay cheques, pay check, pay checks, pay-check, pay-checks, pay-cheque, pay-cheques, payroll, payrolls, cut, cuts, paycut, paycuts, pay cut, pay cuts, candidate, demotion, demotions, promotion, promotions, boss, bosses, office politics, wage, wages, salary, salaries
'You can keep the payroll -- I just want the payroll deductions!'
"Your first check from 20 years ago, Farley? So that's the reason our payroll account hasn't balanced for 20 years!"
"No, I don't want the money in a bag. I want it in my business account. My payroll and taxes are due."
"Accounting has calculated how much we've paid you compared to how much work you've done. You owe the company $53,972."
"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."
'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'
"It's not fair - they have a much bigger payroll!"
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"Payday, and I feel like I've been nickled and dimed to death!"
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"So, paternity leave problem solved then?"
Tags:hr, human resources, personnel, payroll, payrolls, pay roll, pay rolls, pay-roll, pay-rolls, businessmen, businessman, childcare, child care, child-care, nursery, nurseries, nursery school, nursery schools, parent, parents, parenting, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, paternity leave, maternity leave
'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'
"Well, I will have to see you draw."
"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."
'My 'friends' here are wondering if I could get an advance on my salary.'