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"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."
"I hope you don't mind, but the size of the file I just sent you was 198,753 gigs."
"I don't know which is harder-- getting Smythe started in the morning, or his computer."
"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."
"Don't mind the mess. The computers went down this morning."
System been down long?
'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'
'What a lousy day! The computer, the car, and my stock portfolio all crashed.'
'Doesn't work? Okay, take out the gun that came with your purchase...position yourself in front of the computer and point and click.'
You shoul dhave had these wires lagged!
Crash-test dummy on computer.
Computer Time Bomb.
Ref is red carding the computer for acting up.
Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...
PC repair quicker than you can e-mail Jack Robinson