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Initially excited about the possibilities of email, God lost interest when he discovered someone was already using his favorite screen name.
"I'd like to believe we're redefining the way future generations will waste their time."
Perils of Home Banking
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'Hang on. Let me check my... why yes! There IS a penguin on my computer! What does that mean?' 'Your computer froze.'
The Downsizing Continues
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And that was the last time anyone saw Brian Warnek alive.
"Do you realize we've been together through three versions of Windows?"
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The long-awaited technologic convergence of the communications industry.
'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'
'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'
"Well the good news is that the system is completely secure,no one can get into it...and the bad news...It's because it's crashed!"
"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."
I can be upgraded, can you?
"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."
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GooGoo Search Engine.
"You gotta help me stop looking up stuff I don't actually care about."
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"So the answer to eternal happiness isn't an upgrade?"
'Once you get over your fear of the mouse, this thing is really neat.'
"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."
'Our school computers are a month old. How can we become competitive in our job market if we're being trained on obsolete equipment?'
'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'
"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS