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'I forget, is this my cell phone, PDA, Ipod, GPs, or Ipad?'
"According to my PDA's global positioner, I'm right where I should be."
"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"
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"Until the numbers improve I'm suspending the group hug.''
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"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."
Tags:art, artist, artists, monet, monet painting, water lily, lily, water lily pond, pond, frog, frogs, frog lovers, frog lover, date, dates, public displays of affection, pda, pdas, staring, stare, stares, paint a picture, memory, memories, saving memories, last, last longer, privacy, invasions of privacy
'Mine don't pass notes anymore - they e-mail each other on their palm pilots.'
"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."
"See what I mean? The waiters are so nice here."
When Technology Attacks.
What do you mean we don't communicate? I just PDA-ed you a draft of a new marriage mission statement.
'Sorry I'm late. I had to help the principal access her appointment schedule from her PDA.'
"Someday, I will have a brand-new computer of my very own...and a PDA and an antique roll-top desk and every one of the world's greatest books and...sigh..."
The trouble with happy birthday messages is you have nothing to put on the window sill.
The trouble with happy birthday messages is you have nothing to put on the window sill...
Get a room!
'Fifteen minutes! I want to be famous for one tweet.'
'What 'public display of affection'? -- I don't even LIKE the guy!'
'He's a real nut -- he has a theory that we all evolved from PDAs.'
'Heyyy,NO French sniffing!!' (two dogs)
'I think it's called 'bonding'.'
Lover's Lane (Signpost reads Andover/Legover).
'Congatulations! It's a PDA!'